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I demand MORE! This was absolutely hilarious!
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And here I thought I was the only one on the entire planet (besides Stephen King, anyway) that knew that Stephanie Meyers is a fucking hack, who had absolutely no business writing even one book about vampires, much less the 4 or 5 pieces of shit she did write. Excellent job.
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@ INSANE-KENNY:
If you don't like this, go back to your trap pics and the rest of your stupid "friends" over on 4Chan (don't lie, 'cause how else would you know what kind of content they have over there?), and leave the rest of us COOL KIDS alone, okay? Unlike most of us here, they might actually care. But, of course, since 99.9% of all 4Channers are as retarded as you, it doesn't actually count, though.
Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this, especially the Diglett part. That was hilarious and creative. I'd love to see more in the future.
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@ FALCLORE & INESON13:
Learn to read, 'cause at the end of the flash, he explicitly states that, in fact, THIS ISN'T ABOUT THE ENTIRE DAMN STORY.
Anyway...
Great job on this. I hope you helped BlueEyedSweeTie get a good grade on that project.
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...MysticShinHanKu doesn't understand the whole "blooper reel" concept. Of course, with an intelligence that probably rivals my left shoe, it shouldn't surprise me.
Anyway, just like every other one of your blooper flashes, (and yes, I have seen 'em all) this one was a great piece of work, and did not fail to make me laugh. I'm really looking forward to your future work.
Author's Response:
Lol, thanks dood.
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Everything about this flash=FAIL. No plot, no imagination, no creativity, no real work involved, NOTHING. Just 1st-grade-level humor that hasn't been funny since, oh, I dunno, 1ST GRADE. Please, unless you have something that actually took more than 2 minutes to animate, and actually has a semblance of a story/plot, and/or some real effort put into it, for the love of God, DO NOT PUT IT IN THE DAMN PORTAL.
Author's Response:
Okay first of all I spent 30 whole minutes of hard work into this, 25 of those minutes was spent tracing that deer and then 5 minutes of animation.
Second, if you thought fucking deer was funny in the first grade then you're kind of a wierdo.
God quit being such a Stiffy McStiffmeister, because of you I'm making 2 sequels.
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I'm sad to see this series end, but glad for the great and happy ending to it, and the reinforcement of the message behind it. The entire series has been fantastic, and has been one of my favorites since it started. I am definitely looking forward to what you guys do in the future, as I'm sure anything else you do will not disappoint, and be just as well done.
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The animation is alright, but nothing just jumps right out at you, and looks a little too flat and bland. Also, instead of having such a small area in each stage, with so few enemies, and making the player have to choose every dot on the stage selection screen, making the game more tedious and a bit tiresome, each of the big dots should have been the stages, with more freedom and more enemies. And, instead of having to select the different characters on the stage selection screen for their various "services," all of that should have been taken care of with power-ups and other items within the stages. Finally, the execution of the fighting system, overall, made it a bit too easy. I cleared the first 4 stages in just a couple of minutes, with barely getting hurt at all. While this wasn't a horrible attempt, some things should have been thought out, fleshed out, and executed just a little more and better.
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I am probably more sick of hearing and seeing the lying, hypocrisy, and blatant stupidity surrounding this damned stupid election than the rest of you who aren't living in this country. All I know for sure, though, is no matter who gets voted in November 4th, we're all completely and utterly screwed in one way or another.
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Great idea, great art, great choice of music (HELTER-SKELTER was completely wrong on that, and needs to have his IQ checked), and fantastic execution. Keep this up, and make more.
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